marmite789

Yeah I like art, that's why I'm here, and stuff like South Park, and manga/anime, skateboarding and playing my guitar <3 and well I like all sorts of other things :P I'm not really picky or whatever. I'm a perv. Yeah I'm told all the time. I am dubbed the 'Kenny' of the group......for many reasons, they all come to me for that kind of 'advice.' Oh and I'm very accident prone, considering I do a lot of sport that's really not the best thing... I'm hyper and crazy. I'm serial. I have my moments, but my moments are huge. Very. But I can be normal even though everyone who knows me would say otherwise.... Ohhh I like pizza!!! I realllyyy like pizzzzzaaaa! It's the best. It's all pizzary!!! Ohhh and I laugh. A lot. Even if it's not funny I still laugh. I find everything funny and go into hysterics for nooo reason whatsoever, and then I get all sorts of weird looks. I like music. All sorts. Pop, rap, punk, indie, heavy metal. I like purple and pink and green and blue... and all colours! I lurvv kenny! I have blue eys blue and blonde hair with pink highlights and fairly tall. I like hoodies and wrist bands. It's an obsession! Um... and I also hate steryotypes of english people, so much but that's it. I'm not sure what else to put..

OK I LOVE LOVE LOVE SOUTH PARK!!!!! IT'S DEFINITELY THE BEST SHOW EVERRR MADE!!!! I have an addictive personality. Very addictive. So this is why I like it so much... OHHHH THANK YOU MATT AND TREY!!!!!



Here are my favourite characters!!!!
(no particular order apart from the first three!!! =P)
- Kenny!
- Craig!
- Christophe (Ze Mole)!
- Clyde
- Gregory
- Token
- Bebe
- Towelie
- Damien
- Kyle
- Stan
- Mysterion



And here is my deviantART family!! Hehehe!!!

- Granny Gorotbags =P
- Super Best Friend :)
- My cousin :P
- My sister
- Step- sister
- First cousin once removed
- My wonderful Fairy Godmother!!!
- My adopted baby brother from Canada!

Ok here are-

Some good artists-

Some good writers-

Some people who are getting really good!-

My best friends from school-

My best friends on DA-

Some people who make me laugh/happy on here-
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Ok.. this is like an extra thing, I might have answered some of it above but I can't be bothered to edit it out and stuff..

Name: Marmite789 (what do you mean that isn’t what you meant) ok fine :P Maya Clark


Birth date: October 4th
Age: Does anyone need to know?
Country of origin: UK
Town Born in: London
Race/ancestry: Um... I'm not sure? Lotsa stuff.
Religion: Nothin' and we don't get invited to anything cos we don't go to church... not that I care....
Height: 5’6” and getting taller.
Eye color: Blue and bluenessness.
Hair color and style: Blonde and shoulder length, but getting longer, with a fringe over one eye. Kinda shaggy. With a few brown highlights. Buuut I'm gonna put some pink in. It used to be blue... and green... and purple :P
Skin Tone: Slightly tan.
Tattoos: I think they’re pretty awesome. I want one. But just a tiny one where you can't see it. Unless you look. Then I can say, Oooh look I have a tattoo!
Eye-sight: I think it's good, but probably getting worse...
Names/screen-names you go by: Marmite789. That's it.
Explain your username: Erm, I was called marmite in elementary school... for some reason. Then I put numbers.
Explain your icon: It's Kenny, the best character from the best show EVER!!!!! I'm serial!!!!

How would you describe your personality?
I’m an asshole, pervert, crazy, hyper....person. No I am not a cat. Erm, I love comedy. I don't have much of a tolerance for romance, even when it's directed at me, I just get bored. I’ll either amuse you, or piss you right the fuck off. I rely completely on my friends. But they're annoying sometimes ya know...?

How would other people describe you XD?
“Who the hell is that weirdo?" or "Oooh she's pretty cool!" <---Until they meet me... or "Maya don't fucking perv out on me..."

Are you afraid of anything/have any phobias?
Heights... they are the worst. But that's about it. Spiders are fahnn!

What’s your favorite physical feature about yourself?
Erm... my eyes?

What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
Hmm.. my nails.

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
Erm. Kinda?

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
I'm double jointed? And flexible? I don't think it counts.

Do you have any allergies?
Metal..

Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
Well. I have many, many half-siblings.

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
Veryyy big family. I'm not so sure. I don't wanna count.

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
I hate children and hope to never own one.

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
Pfft. Princess.

What is your dream job now?
I wanna be in a band. Or do nothing whatsoeva. Maybe a hit- girl? :P just an idea ;)

What are your current responsibilities?
School. Chores. My job(s).

~*Food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
Er... anything.

What is your favorite flavor ever?
Everything.

Do you like Meat?
Yes, there is no other choice. Can't afford to be picky.

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
Burnt toast.

What is your favourite dinner meal?
Everything. Except prawns, yeeuuck.

What cuisines do you like best?
Everything.

What foods do you HATE?
Prawns. That's it.

What food can you not resist?
Not sure.

What would be your last meal?
It doesn't really matter.

Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
Apple juice and pasta...like mixed. I was tired.


~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
WHAT HOODIE SHOULD I WEAR TODAY, JEEZ SO MANY TO PICK FROM
WHICH OF THE THREE SHOULD I PICK! But I guess punk and sporty?

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
One of the aforementioned three hoodies.

Pants or skirts/dresses?
Pants? You mean scruffy jeans? I guess camo.

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
It doesn't matter to me.

What items of jewelery do you wear most?
Many many wrist bands, elastic bands, bracelets of different kinds, band festival tag things and more stuff, that goes on my wrist. Oh and a dog tag chain thing.

What item can you NOT leave your house without?
Guitar. Skateboard. Camera. And more.

Hair up or Hair down?
I don't care.


~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?
On weekdays I wake up about 6:00. Weekends, who knows?

What time do you usually go to sleep?
Depends.

How often do you bathe/shower?
Whenever the water isn't fucking broken.

Do you exercise regularly?
A dog walk once or twice a day. Then bike or skateboard to go places.

How often do you go out drinking?
Whenever I feel like it. Or have to cheer up my best friend. She's prone to mood swings... :/

What do you do most in your spare time?
Friends, computer, sport, drawing, drinking, parties, TV, flirting anddd other stuff.

Name your hobbies:
Skateboarding, drawing, guitar (electric), talking to friends (count?), listening to music and other stuff... haha having whatever kind of 'fun' I can when I'm young =P if you get what i mean ;)

How many pets have you had in your life? One dog.

How many houses have you lived in in your life? 5 or 6? Some are caravans and trailers. So I didn't count those.

What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own/ride?
Bus, bike, skateboard, van. I WILL have a motor bike :) Saving up and working hard for it! So excited :)

What’s your current job?
Babysitting, waitressing, working at a till and a volunteer job at a hospital. Which is compulsory. -_- and I'm applying for others soon.

~*Your Favorite-?*~

Color(s): Purple, blue, yellow, orange, black, pink and moreee.
Animal: Dog
Season: Autumn (fall).
Scenery: Middle of town. I love it.
Plant/flower: Lily? Not into them flowers much...
Sweet/treat: Crunchie bar. Or beer =P
Game: I dunno.
Sport: Sigh... well, running, athletics, basketball, swimming, skateboarding and others.
Shop: Um... blue banana? Or Primark. Veryy cheap. I also like tigerlily.
Brand: No consistent one.
Cultures: Dunooo.
Town/City: Camden, London.
Style of music: If it sounds good then I don’t care. Mostly Punk, Rock and stuff.

Favourite Songs: Implying I can pick.
Favourite Movies: See above.
Favourite TV shows: South Park, Boondox and loaddsss more..
Favourite Animes: That…is a good question. Not sure.
Favourite Books: Not sure.
Favourite Ships/Pairings: Hmmm. Look at my drawings. But... CRENNY! <3
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: I like London.
Favourite place to relax/feel free: My room. Maybe Niamh's house... or a party.

~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~
Height: 5’8”+ (I like taller people)
Weight: lol I dunno
Body shape: I like light muscles but not huge fucking ripped. Just…enough to be seen but not to be a spectacle.
Hair colour/style: Anything. Probably blonde. Not shaved...
Eye colour: I really don' care.
Style: Same as me. I may make exceptions =P
Personality traits: Haha I like people who are players. I know, worrying. Oh and funnyy! It's my type.
~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~

Height: I don't care
Weight: I dunno
Body shape: I don't care
Hair color/style: I don't care
Eye color: Really! I don't care!
Style: Same as me. But they aren't soo...
Personality traits: Please just have something interesting to say and you'll be fine.

~*what’s the last -*~

Time you laughed: Now. All the time.
Cried: Hmm, I think it was a few weeks ago. But it's not all the time or anything. I always have a good reason. It takes a lot to get me upset. And if it looks like I cry for the tiniest things, it's because I have my mind on much more serious, upsetting things, and what has just happened has made it worse.
Screamed: I don’t scream too often.
Shared: I have siblings.
The last person you talked to: Niamh.
Person to call you: The chinky. Don't get me wrong, she's my awesome, best friend, someone calls her that though and it just rubbed off... I know terrible. Oh Maisie =P
Person you yelled at: Sarah.
Person you told them you loved: Never happened. Maybe once. Why would I share it here?
Time you acted childish: Forever and ever.
Food you’ve eaten: Soup.
Book you’ve read: Can't remember.
Shop you entered: Asda. (English walmart)
Thing you regret doing: Let's not make a list.
Thing you watched on TV: South park :)
Comment you squee-d over: ...What?
Person you mentally hugged: How the fuck do you mental hug? Do you smash your head on their arm or something?
Thing you wrote? (other than this meme): I think I wrote a crappy fanfiction a few weeks ago.
Thing you drew: Just see my latest drawing on my profile.
Thing you read: I really don't like books.

~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand: Yeah, but I can’t keep it for long.
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: Is this considered hard?
Dance: No. I can do very simple dances if I can hear the beat and can dance along to that beat. But try teaching me something complicated and it's like BOOM mindblow. I CANT DANCE! IM TOO JEWISH. Even if I'm not...
Sing: Yes. But it's more considered shouting with a tune to some people.
Whistle: Yeah.
Cook: A bit. <---- don't lie to yourself.
Speak a different language: I used to speak enough French to communicate with people. But I forgot it all. Now I'm learning Spanish, Latin (ugh I know) and Mandarin (UGH I KNOW!!!)
Do any magic Tricks: Sure. Gimme your wallet and I’ll show you.
Put together DIY boxed furniture: Ha ha what, ok yes.
Use Power tools: Yeah.
Written a Resume: Yeah.
Rollerblade: Yeah.
Skateboard: Yess!!! I'm glad they asked!!! I love it!! It's my hobbyyyyy!!!
Surf: Never tried, would like to though.


Navigate: LOL NO
Survive in the Wild: Pffftt.
Survive without your cell phone: I survive almost always, seeing as I never charge it ever.
Survive without your internet: I found that I can.

~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?
Jeans, Converse, my many bands, a t-shirt, bandana, my necklace, my peircings and a hoodie.

How do you feel right now?
Bit tired. It’s been a long day.

Did you brush your teeth today D:<?
Yes, mother.

One RANDOM fact about you:
I’m a person.
That’s a fact.




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and OMG your never on!!!! Glad I found you, love you anyways!!
I know someone who should join this sight.. would be verrryyyy happy! :P

And thank you so much your so nice! :)
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Current Residence: London, UK
Favourite genre of music: Indie, Punk, Rock some Pop
Favourite style of art: Anime/Manga
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Favourite cartoon character: Kenny McCormick and Craig Tucker!!!
Personal Quote: Omigosh really?? <--- I hate that I say this, really trying to stop...
And yes I really am here to herd llamas, I'm serial!!! :P